Tommy Davis: The Movie
December 2, 2009 by XENU TV
Filed under Anonymous, Joking and Degrading
EpicSwordGuy brings us this trailer to an imaginary film featuring Scientology’s current spokesman Tommy Davis. How much abuse can he withstand before he turns to “Jumping off the Bridge?”
While there are horror stories, I think outright mockery is going to be key in making this cult publicly toxic.
Attack on all fronts.
Team Xenu
I giggled.
Oh darn!!… If Tommy sees this, he might be seriously offended… and then he will never blow… and then how will we ever learn about what really goes on ‘IN THERE’….:):)
He’d better hurry up so he can get on Oprah before her show ends.
I still say Tommy is working to destroy Scientology from the inside. His gross incompetence as a communicator in the exalted position of official cult spokesman is his diabolical way of showing the whole world what a complete and total failure Scientology ‘tech’ is at producing a person with even mediocre people skills much less aiding effective communication in any way whatsoever. Tommy has a cunning plan … or something like that.
I think Tommy has an injured right eye. It looks swollen on the top lid, like he suffered a trauma to it in the recent past… Maybe a bug bite or a hit?
Tommy sees his cult as under siege and he is a warrior. That’s what he cleaned toilets for (other than for smoking weed), so he could rise and do battle. With Hollywood money, and a good legal team, he thinks Scientology will always prevail.
I think he finds the pressure, attention and controversy exhilarating, the kind of thing he couldn’t get in Scientology’s teaching, since he isn’t that interested in “the bridge” or Hubbard’s cockamamie beliefs anyway.
He’s overlooking one big thing…the internet, and the need for new members. People are becoming more and more informed about EVERYTHING
they buy or join.
No matter how many buildings they buy or how much astronaut equipment they use, people are going to start researching Scientology on the internet before they see how it works for them.
What they’ll read and see in videos is jaw dropping. And people will try something else.